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OFFICIAL NEW WORDS TO
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE


      "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,
      and to the Republic, for which it stands, one nation, and make no
      mistake about it, under God, who is all-powerful and all-knowing,
      and who, in his infinite wisdom has chosen to be on our side in all
      conflicts, foreign and domestic, and who will, we are confident,
      work in his mysterious ways to smite the evil-doers, our enemies
      and the enemies of freedom-loving people all over the Earth, even
      if while doing so he sometimes places a deadly trailer-park
      destroying tornado in Kansas for no apparent reason, indivisible,
      mostly, with liberty and justice for all."


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